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stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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#crying

Y  o u ’ r e   g o n n a   b e   g o o d   a t   t h i s .

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Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

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#laura
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kendrawcandraw:

Canid girlfriends and bun pals

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sexymalfoys:

A Harry Potter remake in 25 years with Dan as Snape, Tom as Lucius, Rupert as Arthur, Emma as Mcgonagall, Matt as Lupin, and Evanna as Trelawney is all I truly need in life to be happy alright

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iguanamouth:

together at last

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#crying

whatbethsays:

so i think malia will take what lydia said about not having claws or super senses to heart and my headcanon is

the next time scott calls an emergency meeting malia literally just hoists lydia over her shoulder and fucking sprints

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#laura

— I can’t go to jail, Felix. I don’t have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me, I will cut them.

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